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"Otherwise I think this is a good joke, but the title says otherwise"
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"Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine? A mental hospital"
"What do you call an Islamic cow? A Mooslim"
"What do a short-sighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."
"I've never met a black person that didn't have a cool nickname."
"What does Donald Trump tell Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"
"How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic? Because Americans use imperial unit system."
"""Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, I know you're asleep but I just wanted to let you know that I'm like 14 miles away from your house right now!"" -Trains"
"So, an Irishman walks out of a pub... ... Hey, it could happen!"
"Jack and John A guy in a plane stood up and shouted ""Hijack!"" Everyone panicked. From the other end of the plane a man stood up and shouted back ""Hi John!"""