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Joke of the Day

"You can't keep two ducks alone together It's a paradox."

"If a married couple in the city get in a fight, it's called domestic violence. In the country it's called sibling rivalry."

"What did the boy with no hands get for christmas? Gloves! Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."

"If you asked everyone in the world whether they preferred bunnies or rats The results would be a little lop-sided."

"I've just been to the Travel agents to pick up my spending money for my trip to Greece. How the hell am I going to get these 100 goats onto the plane?"

"An assistant to a company's offices in Karnataka found the title on his business card embarrassingly abbreviated. ""Mysore Ass."""

"What language do bill boards use? Sign language."

"Ive been stupid enough to develop amnesia... I dont know what i was thinking ..... ~~*ba dum tissss*~~"

"My wife told me I don't have to wear a condom anymore.. Now I only have to wear one when we're having sex"

"Do nomads ever get angry?"