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Joke of the Day
"You can't keep two ducks alone together It's a paradox."
Next Joke
"Maybe naming my new hippie themed bar Free Spirits was a bit misleading. Lesson learned."
"Google News now awards ""Badges"" for viewing stories. Also, remember: if you manage to finish one novel without pictures,...you get ice cream!"
"What do Santa's little helpers learn in school? The Elfabet!"
"What do you call a person with a nose but no body? Nobody knows"
"Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order."
"A shapeshifter repeatedly raped a girl, first as a midget, then as a normal man, and finally as a giant. He came in a variety of sizes."
"good news Craig, we got your murder charge bumped down to theft. just tell us why you stole that dude's blood/bones"
"A team of scientists have invented a pill for sufferers of Alzheimer's to take daily. They didn't think that through did they?"
"Marriage is like a deck of cards At the start all you need is a heart and a diamond. By the end you just want a club and a spade"