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Joke of the Day

"Google News now awards ""Badges"" for viewing stories. Also, remember: if you manage to finish one novel without pictures,...you get ice cream!"

"No, no, no, you don't have to engage in a long explanation of why you're single. We've spent five minutes together, I think I've got it."

"Confucius say... Difference between camping and being homeless is intent."

"Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor? Because they take everything, literally...."

"Yo Mama so fat her Patronus was a cheeseburger.."

"What's worse than a moron? A lessoff."

"What do a call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank? A Small, Medium, at Large"

"A bot walks into a sub and orders a rum and coke... [Removed]"

"If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic."

"Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is."