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Joke of the Day

"good news Craig, we got your murder charge bumped down to theft. just tell us why you stole that dude's blood/bones"

"Chinese magican Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve."

"Just accidentally used yahoo to search for something. I think the entire Yahoo! Search staff are having a party and high fiving each other."

"What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics? Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell"

"Only 1 in 6 Americans can find Ukraine on a map... Putin is fixing the issue by just calling it all ""Russia""."

"Did you guys hear about the man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? He turned out to be a seasoned veteran."

"How do five gay men walk? One direction"

"When people try to play games with you, simply choose not to play. Unless it's Naked Twister. Never turn down Naked Twister."

"My son: Mommy I can't wait to grow up and be a man. Me: Don't be silly son, you can't do both"

"Comp Sci Joke I'd tell you a joke about TCP but I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it."