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Joke of the Day

"Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order."

"What's the hardest part about watching a video of somebody being beheaded? My dick."

"Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great white bear place !"

"How many reposts does it take to change a subreddit? More than we have now. This sub is still shit."

"What's the difference between a chickpea & a lentil? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil in my face"

"What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic? A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. ~ Infinite Jest, by DFW"

"I recently got a job in the fast food industry, changed my name to Fedora Everyone tips fedora!"

"Crossword clue: F**k, used by Gordon Ramsay a lot more than the average person Fork"

"Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!"

"I went up north to drill oil, didn't get payed Turns out, it was all rigged."