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Joke of the Day
"What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach? Flop-Flops"
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"Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session."
"Live each day like it's my last? Terrible advice. Do you really want to encourage me to eat my weight in cereal?"
"Pretty sure my first black friend was ""The Wire."""
"Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I might have to kiss tomorrow..."
"My girlfriend and I were arguing and she asked me to see things from her point of view So I went to the kitchen and looked out the window."
"Depression hurts. Ask your doctor if maybe he wants to hang out Saturday night if he's not doing anything."
"When pigs get a toothache who do they see?' Painless Porker."
"Remember back in the day, when you used to blow bubbles? Well, bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."
"What is a terrorists favourite dessert? Ice is"