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Joke of the Day
"Maybe naming my new hippie themed bar Free Spirits was a bit misleading. Lesson learned."
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"What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large"
"What is 6.9? Sex interrupted with a period!"
"""Asparagus!!!"" - italian guy named Gus pleading for his life"
"What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven"
"What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?? A really stupid ape"
"*runs in place* *cracks knuckles* *stretches neck* *takes a deep breath* *heads toward buffet*"
"Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only suffered super fish oil injuries, but I'm lucky I wasn't krilled!"
"What's the grossest number? 6.9 because it's a 69 with a period in the middle."
"Did you hear the latest news from black holes? Nothing has come out"