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Joke of the Day
"If European in the bathroom, who's the guy on the floor? Himalayan"
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"Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole? A dead baby shot out of a snowblower."
"Can you fly a black hawk? Can the popes di*k fit through a donut."
"My Taiwanese friend is very intense and driven: He has a real Taipei personality"
"A woman could tweet ""My dog just died"" and she would get replies like ""Well, I'm not dead ;)"""
"How do you confuse a complete idiot ? 32"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I replied ""Shut your mouth you fat cunt"""
"""Excuse me shopkeep, where are your Terminators?"" ""Aisle B, back""."
"Have you heard about the internet couple that broke up? They just didn't click together anymore."
"Jesus was such a player.... ...he was laid in a manger"