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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I replied ""Shut your mouth you fat cunt"""

"What's attractive in a prostitute ? The Price. Own creation if anyone asks."

"Two friends are having a game night One friend is a serial killer and the other is a generic man. The man says he sucks at the game. The serial killer says 'that's why it's called the game of Life.'"

"While they're a lot of fun on Halloween, did you know most jack-o'-lanterns end up at the pound? Please. Next year, carve a puppy."

"What did Peyton Manning do yesterday? ...played footbal but lost and made ppl sad as fuck. joke's on the ppl cus their sad as fuck and i dont care"

"I once met a man from Nantucket... ...He didn't understand limericks, either."

"Why will I go down in history? I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too."

"How was copper wire invented ? One copper coin, two dwarves."

"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here. [](http://ftgtvgbyhnjkmjnhbgvfgbybhjnkmnhbg.com)"

"In Transylvania, it's your Count that votes."