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Joke of the Day
"A woman could tweet ""My dog just died"" and she would get replies like ""Well, I'm not dead ;)"""
Next Joke
"I love the way the Earth rotates... It makes my day."
"It's hard to explain a joke to a kleptomaniac... ...because he takes things literally"
"yo mama so stupid [anti-joke] that she failed her IQ test"
"Everything always ends well. If not it's probably not the end."
"Me: I just broke a nail. WebMD: Finger cancer."
"What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate? A marsbar!"
"Do you know why the feminist went to church? She heard there was a man crucified."
"Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious"
"What is a primate's ideal salary? A gorillian dollars per year."