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Joke of the Day

"A woman could tweet ""My dog just died"" and she would get replies like ""Well, I'm not dead ;)"""

"I'm wearing a shower curtain over my head and pretending to be a ghost. I probably look legit because everybody on this bus is avoiding me."

"Why are 8 year old African children always so depressed? Mid-life crisis"

"why does traditional Irish chili only have 239 beans in it? ...if it had one more, it would be ""teew faarty"""

"How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips? Just a Daesh."

"All my gay friends must be businessmen... cause they keep talking about their partners."

"I just got rear ended... ...and as I got out of the car, without even realizing how funny it was, I said ""That's a pain in the ass"" True story."

"What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead? A Lou-ouija board."

"How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore? He/she barely even cuts it anymore."

"I've never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo."