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Joke of the Day

"I'm sitting outside drinking myself into a stupor. I may feel like shit tomorrow but by God, so will the mosquitoes."

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"Why can't the train lady have a baby? Because she's miss carriaged.^(is it morbid?)"
"I'm no gynecologist... But I can take a look."
"Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? A: The bucket."
"why are narwhals so sexually attracted to everything? because they are horny"
"The downside of DVR is getting freaked out by tornado warnings from four days ago"
"What's the difference between wife and a blue whale? About 10 pounds."
"Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk"
"Don't move, I know what I'm doing. *takes a nap"
"Hitler wasn't a very athletic man. He never even finished a single race."