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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is being at a party and feeling socially awkward."
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"If I had 3 wishes I'd spend them on my daughter. Happiness, success and her very own little shithead who refuses to replace the TP roll."
"What's the difference between a sadist and a math teacher Nothing"
"The E.E.P.A levies charges against Franck Riboud, CEO of Evian, for tapping into protected aquifers in the Swiss Alps. I guess he's in haute water now!"
"Dijon vu The feeling you've eaten this mustard before."
"You know why /r/jokes doesn't allow pictures? thatsthejoke.jpg"
"What do Bill Clinton and Dick Cheney have in common? Both shot someone in the face while in office."
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink!"
"people are like ""pokemon is basically dogfighting"" but tbh if a dog with ice powers fought a ghost dog I would probably peek over that fence"
"Aphantasia I was reading about a guy that lives with aphantasia, but I just can't picture what that would be like."