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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile"
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"New year Happy happy new year a little boy said to his girlfriend happy new year girl said first give gift then celebrate happy new year"
"How do Helen Keller's parents punish her? Glue doorknobs to the walls."
"Rick Astley will lend you any of the Pixar films in his collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up."
"Why could the witch never get the enchantments right? She forgot to use Spell Check."
"This restaurant should really be giving me a discount for ordering carryout and not bringing my kids inside."
"Soon-Yi Previn. Not the first Asian chick to have a secret woody..."
"knock knock..."
"There was an accident involving 2 cars in mexico 17 people were injured."
"*catches frisbee* ""this is the kinda thing I mean when I say you guys don't take staff meetings seriously"""