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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit, while odor is a whiff of.. Shit."

"The fastest and most deadly land mammal is a woman who has noticed another woman flirting with her man."

"What do you call the butt end of a banana? The bananus"

"I once had a job circumcising elephants. The pay sucked, but the tips were big!"

"The most romantic restaurant in the world is not as dimly lit as the operating room on a TV medical drama."

"Any writer can be a ghost writer if you kill them"

"My friend asked me to make a joke about Yttrium. All I had to say was ""Why?"""

"The older you get the less people you can actually tolerate. I can tolerate about 5 people right now, 3 are my children and even that's iffy"

"You can drink lava But only once"

"What does a Mexican cut a pizza with? Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)"