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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no owls here? I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters"
Next Joke
"TV before 6pm: ""Men are idiots."" TV after 6pm: ""Women are idiots"" TV after midnight: ""Abs are easy to get!"""
"If I were a girl who knew a lot about cars, I'd open up a body shop called Lady Parts."
"What do you call a slutty housewife? A dirty dishwasher."
"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?? A Brazilian"
"What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face? A femijizm"
"Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings? Because he was always coming in a little behind."
"Why be on time when I can make shitty excuses?"
"Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ? Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible"
"Q: Why did the sheep jump into the lake? A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th."