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Joke of the Day

"How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !"

"Knock Knock Who's there? No bitches"

"Having an elliptical in my living room has improved my health. Moving it out of the way when I lay down to watch TV burns like 25 calories"

"The Art of Camouflage by Ruff Buttsex."

"There's a band called 1023mb They haven't had any gigs yet."

"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments."

"I hate cereal killers they go against the grain"

"Did you hear about the butterfly that ate too many stones? ... he shat-a-pillar."

"What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"Is a pamphlet just a smaller pamph? What the heck is a pamph? People make no sense."