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Joke of the Day

"How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !"

"My orange tabby tried to convince me he was a big cat today I don't believe him since he's known for lion."

"Hyper intelligent student Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. Teacher: India is on which continent? Boy: potato! He leaves for home then."

"I've noticed you keep tiny pictures of family members in your wallet. Nice, I didn't know you played. I'm looking to trade my Nana card."

"It's so annoying when you're trying to poison someone but they're just not thirsty :("

"Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band."

"I've invented a golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it comes within 4 inches. They work brilliantly, just don't carry them in your back pocket."

"How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench."

"My internet bride got delivered today ...she's the WiFi always dreamed of. source: [Sickipedia](http://sickipedia.org/) (nsfw text)"

"Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad? The meal would fallout of flavor."