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Joke of the Day

"Every timeI see a mattress tied to the top of a car, I think....there's another prostitute making a house call......"

"I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!"

"Just saw a cyclist put his hand out to indicate he was turning left when a lone pedestrian high fived him. I feel so good right now."

"4 stages of life 1. You believe in Santa 2. You don t believe in Santa 3. You are Santa 4. You look like Santa"

"Jumping Off A Building Two men, one black and one white, jump off a building, which one arrives first on the floor? A: The white one. The black man was busy stealing the air conditioners."

"Why did Moses only go down on redheaded girls? He's into that burning bush."

"My Internet went on a date today He's going after that gache"

"Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel? Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis."

"There's safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million Jews."

"Why should you not throw stones at a knight? Because heavy metal is harder than rock."