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Joke of the Day
"Why do gorillas have such big fingers? Because they have such big nostrils."
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"I just got back from a trip to Flint I went there to experience some Heavy Metal."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car? In a police car, the pricks are on the inside."
"Real Road Signs (What they mean) ""Rough road"" (Road sucks) ""Construction zone"" (Unattended orange cone zone) ""Lanes shift"" (Confusing af)"
"Where do you find a five year old with no legs? Exactly where you left him"
"Make sure to tip your waitress. It's pretty funny when they fall over."
"Bathrooms without noisy ventilation fans make me feel unsafe"
"Incest: The Boardgame Fun for the whole family!"
"If we can put a satellite in orbit around a comet 4 billion miles away, perhaps someday we can put a working wireless printer in my office."
"Cops think i am worth the chase...apparently."