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Joke of the Day

"The great fire of London in 1666 started after dropping my mixtape too hard."

"If I were a famous president I would totally use money as photo I.D."

"I want to be seen Especially before you slam that door into my face!"

"The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile got in a huge accident earlier. I never sausage a thing in my life. In frank, it was the wurst."

"Did you hear that the French President is getting divorced? Apparently he came home early and caught his wife surrendering to a German."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe with that thing?!?"

"Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow? Because chocolate doesn't make a peep."

"What do you call it when you're run over by a German? Hunover."

"You've gotta hand it to blind hookers."

"I'm no accountant but I'm thinking if you sold your Escalade, you could probably afford a lawnmower. Maybe even some paint for the house."