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Joke of the Day
"All mushrooms are edible. ...Once."
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"I bought a girl a drink at the bar. It hurt to see her give it to her boyfriend. But it was hilarious to see him drink the roofie."
"Never trust a person with 2 anuses Because they're biassed"
"Turns out, telemarketers don't like it when 5 year olds answer the phone and tell them princess Ariel stories."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Two very unhappy animals."
"What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive? The Stunning-Cougar Effect."
"Americans are getting stronger. Fifty years ago, it took two people to carry twenty dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."
"What do beef hearts smell like? Honey."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny"
"What's a soldier's least favorite car company? KIA"