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"What's a soldier's least favorite car company? KIA"
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"A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. You look down."" The photon says, ""You can see that, yes."""
"[interview] What is your biggest weakness? ""Sometimes I'm too succinct"" Can you give an example? ""Yes"""
"They are giving free AIDS test at the DMV. The only thing worse than waiting in line at DMV is finding out you have AIDS."
"I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high."
"What do you call two lesbian Indians (native americans) in a canoe? Fur Traders"
"Every chef on Chopped's like ""I was medically dead for 3 yrs & my wife married the guy who pushed me off that bridge. My specialty is bao."""
"I woke up this morning wearing a red fuzzy wig, giant oversized shoes and a red nose. I think I must have slept funny."
"Halfway through V for Vendetta... ...still waiting for Natalie Portman to evolve into Vaporeon."
"If this guy calls me ""sweetie"" one more time I SWEAR I'll continue to pleasantly smile and nod."