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Joke of the Day

"Americans are getting stronger. Fifty years ago, it took two people to carry twenty dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."

"Did you guys know a Mexican's brain is the most expensive out all the race? Because its brand new and never been used"

"What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein sheikh"

"The Indian baking festival was kind of a bust. It was a naan event."

"Miley Montana (whatever) has decided to quit ""singing"" to focus on ""acting"". I am very ""concerned."""

"Found some chips in the bag of air I just bought."

"Every morning when my alarm goes off I think ""This is the worst thing that has EVER happened."""

"LeAnn Rimes No it doesn't."

"My parents told me I should start watching less television and read more So I turned the subtitles on"

"A vegan girl told me that, ""If you eat beef, you're basically a velociraptor."" In what world is that not totally awesome."