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Joke of the Day

"I bought a girl a drink at the bar. It hurt to see her give it to her boyfriend. But it was hilarious to see him drink the roofie."

"With the exchange rate, Canadians only have 120 characters on Twitter. So we have less room to be clever than Ameri"

"What is a grave digger's favorite element on the periodic table? Barium"

"Out of curiosity I decided to look at Pinterest, and I've decided it's basically cyber-hoarding..."

"Which state serves the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."

"Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out."

"What is Hitler's least favorite sauce?"

"Teach a Nigerian to fish... He'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start emailing people."

"Date: Are you ready to take on another man's child? Me: yes Later- Date: This is.. *I knock her kid out with one punch Me: too easy!"

"Why are marines who can't swim better? They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm."