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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Two very unhappy animals."
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"How do you tell if someone is vegan or not? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."
"Are we still burning witches? It's the 21st century. We should be microwaving them."
"Life is life, Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium."
"Is your lizard not working? You may have a reptile dysfunction."
"*replies to all sexy dms with pics of my laundry pile"
"Have you heard the joke about the deaf guy? He hasn't."
"What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees? One live baby nailed to ten trees."
"I got a call today from a distorted voice saying ""Five grand in cash, or we kill your wife"" Both options were tempting, but I decided to take the money."
"Having sex is like playing bridge, If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand"