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Joke of the Day
"What do beef hearts smell like? Honey."
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"Relationships are a lot like algebra. You look at X and try to figure out Y."
"My grandfather was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Severe Dandruff... He's been really flaky lately."
"Me and my recliner... We go way back."
"According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid."
"How many decades of knowing someone before it's rude to ask what their name is?"
"Did you hear about the recently unemployed electrician? Apparently he's now ohm-less."
"Hey, did you hear about that top secret explosion? Me neither. No one did. It's top secret. We're probably on a list already for talking about it."
"I got asked how I view lesbian relationships.. Apparently HD wasn't the correct answer."
"Why are blondes bad a judging distance? They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker."