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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between anal sex and an oven? The oven doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"My all time favorite lawyer joke. Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers? A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man"

"FEmale The original iron man. (clever feminist joke I read on a T-shirt. Not actually a huge feminist.)"

"The past, the present and the future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"What kind of house does Fonzie live in? An ""A"" frame..."

"I told you to act natural while I paint. Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table? - DaVinci"

"A starfish has five arms. An anablep has four eyes. An octopus has three hearts. And you've got two faces."

"I'm too young to be too old for everything."

"Do robots have sisters ? No just transistors !"