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Joke of the Day

"My all time favorite lawyer joke. Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers? A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"Wife at dinner party: ""my husband is always calling me Sarah Palin"" Guests: ""that's funny, why does he call you Sarah Palin?"" Wife: ""because he hates Sarah Palin."""

"What's an epileptic persons favorite pizza place? Little Ceizures."

"My wife's a terrible cook, she can never get her sauces right! But I've stuck with her, through thick and thin."

"*2 year old runs by screaming* *72 ducks chasing her* ""YOU HAVE TO LET GO OF THE BREAD."""

"What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate? 888 MSG"

"What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon? Ka-ta-na-na!"

"Wife has 5 hours to live Doctor: I am sorry, your wife is with us for only 5 more hours. Husband: No need to be sorry. I have survived 20 years of marriage.. what's 5 more hours!"

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Longest joke in the world (source) http://longestjokeintheworld.com"