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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man"
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"People need to stop asking me about my 5 year outlook I don't have 2020 vision"
"What do you call an old, dead, bloodsucking leech? Margaret Thatcher"
"I've got a friend who's a female private investigator. Or gynecologist, as she likes to be called."
"How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it? Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily."
"In the expression "" romantic dinner "" for women key word is "" romantic "" and for men - "" dinner""."
"What's white and has black spots a dalmatian"
"On date night my wife took me to a place where you make your own pottery. I made an urn."
"Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment? Because of an inconvenient tooth."
"Willie Nelson's braids sold at auction for $37,000. The winning bidder can't wait to smoke them."