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Joke of the Day

"Do robots have sisters ? No just transistors !"

"Did you hear that? What? DID YOU HEAR THAT? NOT ""WHAT?""..WHAT!? What? *axe murderer kills both*"

"Yet another yo mama joke Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass it takes her 2 trips."

"I was really ticked at my woman tonight, so I stapled her fun bags together. If ya can't lick 'em, join 'em."

"schrodinger's joke. It's funny and not funny at the same time, until you tell it to someone."

"inncocent child"

"A funny bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can He can hold in his beak Enough for a week And I don't know how the heck he can!"

"If you didn't get caught did you really do it?"

"What language do bugs in the Middle East speak? Scarabic"

"I'm pretty sure the rule at Starbucks is the slowest employee makes the drinks"