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"What kind of house does Fonzie live in? An ""A"" frame..."
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"You know Santa came when.. There's more milk in the glass than when you left it."
"Before I got on the toilet, I was trying to look for toilet paper... And I almost lost my shit."
"Animal Crackers Please do not eat if the seal is broken."
"What do you get. . . If you crush a hundred rednecks to death in a car crushing machine? An erection."
"What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate? Brown-chichen-Brown-cow"
"JACOB MARLEY: 3 ghosts will visit you! ME: do u count? JM: what ME: you're a ghost. Do u count? JM: dude this the kinda shit they don't like"
"I told the cop I was an upstanding citizen But I was really lying"
"What book does ISIS use to enhance their sex life? Camel Sutra"
"How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate? He claimed 47% of America as dependents."