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"What kind of house does Fonzie live in? An ""A"" frame..."
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"Last night my friend Gavin overdosed on heart burn medicine...... I can't believe Gaviscon."
"Why were the ducks arrested? They were selling quack in the park."
"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant"
"Told to me today by a random toddler Her: Knock, knock Me: Who's there? Banana Banana who? Aren't you glad I didn't say orange? Best telling of that joke ever."
"ISIS just frozen water"
"Whites are now a minority in California you could say there is Juan too many Hispanics."
"I caught my son jerking off a wolf, so to teach him a lesson I made him stroke the whole pack."
"One of my personalities goes to the grocery store and buys healthy food... Now, I can't find anything to eat in the fridge."
"The worst thing about having tourettes... People are always expecting you to say something funny."