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Joke of the Day

"""Dad why do you write so slow?"" asked Dennis. ""I have to"" replied his father. ""I'm a slow reader."""

"Why do women have babies? Because it hurts and they deserve it"

"what does a family dentist and a pedophile have in common? They both fill little kids' cavities. Original by me."

"What is Tigger's favorite day? Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second."

"A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds ""Wife Wanted"". The next day, he received 1000 of replies, all reading: ""You can have mine."" Free delivery also available at your door step"

"Why did Adele cross the road #To say hello from the other side#"

"Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac? Because none of their plans are ill-conceived."

"Kevin Hart said that he has turned down roles because the characters were gay, which is weird because I didn't think he knew the word ""no."""

"Knock, Knock Smell mop."

"I like to start every morning with a good fuck. Oh fuck...it's time to get up."