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Joke of the Day

"What is Tigger's favorite day? Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second."

"The difference What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ? One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea."

"What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party? ""Sorry guys, moustache!"""

"What do you call a blowjob from a vampire? Blood sausage."

"after one year of practice i attempt my first gangnam style dance in front of my coworkers"

"My favorite mythological creature. My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials."

"*gets shot* ""Lassie im hurt, quick get pa"" *Lassie gives me her paw* ""lol i see what you did there girl"" *we both laugh as i bleed out*"

"What do you get when you cross a donkey and a piece of onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear in your eyes."

"In 2012 Kanye made millions from ""Niggas in Paris"" 2016 he lost it to them."

"I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope"