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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele cross the road #To say hello from the other side#"
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"I taught my 1yo how to turn on my mother-in-law's dishwasher since she only uses it for storage."
"Mom, you bought me the wrong magazine! This isn't MAD, this is DISAPPOINTED!"
"""Barista"" is Italian for BA in liberal arts."
"America was declared the country with most busty people. In the both genders category."
"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't like when random people come knocking on their door."
"Two peanuts are walking down the street... one's assaulted."
"[at Indian restaurant] ""Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"" ""Samosa?"" ""Oh no thanks, I'm full"""
"What's green then turns red really quickly? A frog in a blender"
"When a friend is about to hand me her baby, I deliberately drop my phone while yelling ""DAMN SO CLUMSY!"" and wait as she changes her mind."