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Joke of the Day
"Knock, Knock Smell mop."
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"Pantyhose How many animals can you fit in a pantyhose? 10 little piggies 2 calves 1 ass 1 beaver A bunch of hares and.. 1 fish that no one can find."
"The inventor of the dissapointing punchline has died His funeral will be held on Thursday at 2pm."
"Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency? So the men can think of a solution in silence."
"The toilet felt abandoned... ... but pubic cares :) sorry... I just had to."
"Big testicle Is it weird that my one testicle is bigger than my other two?"
"please bring me a bottle of your freshest wine no more of this cheap old stuff"
"""IT'S A BOY"" I shouted... With tears rolling down my face, I shouted out loud. ""I DON'T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!"" It was at that moment I decided never to visit Thailand again."
"It's awful that those other chipmunks force Alvin to wear an A on his sweater just because he's an adulterer."
"I don't know why we have three different pig emojis but it's great for when you need to tell someone a pig is slowly approaching: "