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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife? A cookold."
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"What does the average male have in common with a Velociraptor? They both have a six inch retractable claw."
"good parents A mother said to her son, ""Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving."" The son replied, ""Maybe he has good parents then!"""
"Little Johnny asked one day, ""Mommy can little girls give birth?"" ""No son. Of course not"" ""Oh OK... Hey Susie! Its OK to keep playing the game now!"""
"If the US ever decides to change its currency from the dollar to the unmatched tupperware lid I'll be a very wealthy man."
"What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea? Billy Ocean"
"What kind of jean's do Mario prefer? Denim Denim Denim."
"Guess what happens when you have a vivid dream that you're taking a piss."
"What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems."
"What does a Jewish man get when he runs into a wall with an erection? a broken nose."