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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
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"Dear Abby, I never thought this would happen to me. Today I met a sexy woman who told me I write letters to the wrong publication."
"What's the difference between an onion and a prostitute ? I don't cum when the onion cries and begs for mercy as I cut it up."
"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word"
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana... and butterflies like margarine."
"What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"
"What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail? Cell Phones."
"Sell a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish and you just lost a customer."
"Sometimes I spice up my love life by getting my girlfriend to wear a long black nightgown with buttons on it. Makes her look just like a remote control."
"I doubt this is what the financial advisors meant when they told Lays to... adjust for inflation."