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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
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"Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him? Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY."
"I like my women like I like my vacuum cleaners Cordless and with powerful suction"
"The only bad thing about most people is having to interact with them."
"A fun dream I have is to stand in the middle of Comic-Con, yell ""What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?"", then jetpack through the ceiling."
"The Last Man on Earth I wouldn't mind being the last man on Earth. At least I'd find out if all those girls were telling the truth."
"When buying baked goods I always ask myself, ""are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"""
"Don't kiss your wife with a runny nose. You might think it's funny, but it's snot."
"BREAKING: Justin Bieber expresses interest in being baptized. Over 4 million people volunteer to hold his head under water."