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Joke of the Day
"Why don't black people dream? Because we killed the last one that did."
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"[1st time buying drugs] Me: can I get a *reads smudged notes on hand* married iguana Guy: *opens coat to reveal married iguanas* Me: hell ya"
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance..... ..... I'll show him"
"Ever heard the one about the shark in the bar Don't worry, its kinda fishy"
"What do you call a sink that doesn't work? A faux-cet."
"When your body is a solid 10 But your intro and conclusion need work"
"Person: ""That's a beautiful baby."" Me: ""Thanks, I named him after his grandpa."" Person: ""Awe, what's his name?"" Me: ""Grandpa."""
"What is E.T short for? Because he's got little legs."
"It's a good thing my new Thai girlfriend doesn't have an issue with small penises. I just wish she didnt have one."
"What's the difference between a cowardly sex offender and your job? Your job will always suck"