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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe"

"I have a nightlight flashlight...I can only see in the dark for 2 seconds in 10 second intervals"

"Nickelback walks into a bar.... So Nickelback walks into a bar, and there is no punchline, because ruining music isn't funny."

"Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands in the air. But how would I catch them?"

"Why was the tea so obstinate? Because it was steeped in tradition."

"How can you tell when an Iranian boy has matured? They take the diaper off his ass and put it on his head."

"What do toys and boobs have in common? They're both made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them."

"If a mouse family ever stole my iPhone and used it as a flat screen TV then I'm okay with it as long as they're happy."

"Did you hear about the woman who had to quit her job as an air traffic controller to date a monk? She got out of the flying plans and into the friar."

"Have you heard Adrian peterson used to play baseball? He might play for the twins this year. Apparently he is a switch hitter."