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Joke of the Day
"I saw a chameleon today.......he wasn't very good at being a chameleon."
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"I stuck a ""Baby On Board"" sign on my minivan to warn the other drivers how fussy and tantrum-y I get when traffic's bad or I miss my nap."
"My friend said, ""Hey, can you tell me the time?"" I said, ""Not on my watch"""
"What did the Texas sheriff say about the black guy who was shot 15 times? ""Worse case of suicide I ever saw."""
"Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning? Because he is PM not AM"
"I lost two things today... Job in a morgue . . . . . . . . . . . and virginity"
"What's the difference between a Trump and an athlete? Athletes know when to stop running."
"What kind of Bee is full of milk? A BooBee."
"PS3 messin around I need a picture of a 16 year old girl that is believable, not suspicious. Please don't ask why, I'm just a bit messed up in the brain"
"FYI- Clear plastic bra straps make you look like you're stuffed in a 6-pack ring."