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Joke of the Day

"When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why? She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation."

"Guy: Hey I want to be part of you girl. Girl: sorry, I already have an asshole!"

"Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies? By the time they said ""I'm not that kind of girl"" they were."

"What do you call the entrance you come through from hell to get into heaven? The Glory Hole"

"I want to visit north Korea one day... before everything goes south."

"[OC] Why couldn't the dragon breathe fire? He had a cold"

"What is amnesia? Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings"

"If I get a penny for every racist joke I make.. Black people would rob me."

"My phone autocorrects 'sex' into 'pez' in case you were wondering just how dead my pez life is."

"What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ? An Investigator."