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Joke of the Day
"I just paid 400 for a cup. What a mug."
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"There are only two certain things in computer programming life... death and syntax (end)."
"""You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?"" -Jesus"
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"Spent the last twenty minutes trying to get my sideburns even and now I'm sporting a mohawk."
"Cop just pulled me over, said I was going too fast. So I took him to dinner first."
"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead"
"Pizza is a good argument against nihilism."
"Whats the best way to castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the chin"