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Joke of the Day
"I just paid 400 for a cup. What a mug."
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"I'm surprised God doesn't make Christian Rock Bands sound better."
"*brings a super-magnet to a knife fight* *discovers that stainless steel is not magnetic*"
"In light of all the LGBT groups participating in St Patrick's Day..... I'm going to open a new Irish themed gay bar. It will be called *Sodom and Begorrah*"
"Regular sex makes your day. Butt sex makes your hole weak."
"I woke up to find.. the train I was on had turned into a Pencil. I didn't try to use the toilet though because your not meant to go whilst the train's stationary."
"Ice skaters... ...do it on the slide, if you know what I mean"
"Childhood is like getting drunk.. ... everyone remembers what you did except you."
"Dad: relax kids, no monkey business in a nice restaurant [table over] Monkey 1: *slams briefcase shut, stands up* Monkey 2: not worth it man"
"You can't joke with a kleptomaniac... They take everything, literally."