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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig."

"My ex asked me why I never payed attention to her I told her to repeat that again, the TV was distracting me."

"I promise, I'm only gonna have 2 beers tonight.... 2 beers in dog beers"

"Why can't Sean Connery read November? Because he hasn't Read October."

"How deep is the average vagina Deep enough for a man to lose his house, car, his dog and half his assets"

"Some mornings I just want to brew the coffee directly into my mouth."

"When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. Hood rich"

"Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card? The thief was spending less than his wife."

"How often do scientists check the element table? Periodically..."

"Whats do a baby and old people have in common? They both get ditched in the park"