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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferarri."

"My Father was a brick layer before he was sent to prison. To this day he still isn't a free mason."

"What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have? Triple Aaayyy"

"What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks? Half calf"

"A farmer has 178 cows roaming freely in his field. After he rounds them up, he has 200 cows."

"Router-stiltskin I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child."

"What happens when the Pope dies? ....another one popes up."

"I recently opened a suicide bomb store Business is booming"

"Women think that they can do the same things as men... But they haven't successfully oppressed an entire gender"

"How does a streetwalker sing and give bj-s at the same time? She takes off her glass eye"