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Joke of the Day
"How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale? Weasley twins are 50% off"
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"I don't want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas."
"my idiot dog just ate a box of condom. i was gonna eat those buddy"
"IF SEAL IS BROKEN, PLEASE NOTIFY ZOOKEEPER IMMEDIATELY"
"Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head."
"You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow."
"I hate Russian Dolls They're so full of themselves."
"Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months"
"Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet? There were too many Links."
"The horror of hearing the anesthesiologist say, ""YOLO,"" as he puts you under."