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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pickled female deer? A dilldoe."
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"I spilled spot remover on my dog... ... He's gone now (credit to Steven Wright)"
"I quit my job and handed in my badge and gun to my boss, he said, why do you have a gun? You work at McDonald's."
"Something only a guitarist can say I broke a g-string fingering A minor."
"My Future I have a lot more trust and faith in my guidance counselor's advice after getting an empty fortune cookie at a chinese restaurant."
"I have determined that the origin of monkeys on earth must be Neptune... ...because it is the ape planet in our solar system!"
"Why did Hitler have a vitamin C deficiency? He hated juice."
"Me: Got your nose! Baby: *drags from cig* Let me tell you how this is going down. You give me back my nose & maybe I let u walk out of here."
"Do you know what the Titanic and I have in common? Your mom hasn't gone down on either of us."
"Alcohol is photoshop for real life."