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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about being a vegan? Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds."
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"""I'm single and ready to mingle""..oh god, is this why I'm still single, cuz I say shit like that?"
"Did you know that if you pull off a lizard's tail it'll grow back? And if you pull it off again the lizard will be like, ""Dude, c'mon..."""
"Bono and The Edge walks into a bar. The barman says ""Oh God, not U2 again."""
"Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?"
"What kind of sex does a priest have? Nun."
"Mountains... They peaked years ago"
"A Jew and an American are sitting on a bus... The Holocaust denier farts. The Jew says, ""That's gross!"" The Holocaust denier says, ""What, a little gas never killed anyone."""
"I'd date me. But mainly because I put out."
"I really like money, but I don't like to work."