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Joke of the Day

"Let's play ""Is it an adjective or a verb?"" I love fucking pickles!"

"A fat man is in the kitchen preparing vegetables The guest asks ""Are you cutting?"" ""No, I'm not."" ""You should be."""

"She sells sea shells, to multi-national oil drilling companies who use them as their logo, by the sea shore."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? ...none. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the shit out of the room for being black."

"According to the employee handbook, I only require to show up sober. It doesn't say I can't drink once I get here."

"American kids need to get better grades in school. Come on, guys. It's USA, not USB."

"Is your refrigerator running?? Because I might vote for it."

"i don't see why i have to clean the shower. imo it is the shower's job to clean me"

"Gentlemen test At least most tests have the decency to ask me my name, before they fuck me."

"What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning? Another day."