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Joke of the Day

"VIAGRA: It won't make you James Bond... But it will make you Roger Moore."

"What did the lazy monk say? Namaste..right here"

"What college tuition assistance system program did Simba put in place once he became the Lion King? The MUFAFSA."

"What did constipated Yoda say to his fecal impaction? ""I shit you not."""

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's Fingers"

"WARNING: If someone sends a link to download the new Nickelback single, DON'T CLICK ON IT! It's a link to download the new Nickelback single"

"What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes? [removed]"

"A new restaurant named Karma just opened in my neighborhood. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."

"Being an adult is like being a Quentin Tarantino movie: it starts out real cool, there's lots of cursing, it's very confusing, everyone dies"

"What do you call it when a homosexual asks a question? A Query."