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Joke of the Day

"VIAGRA: It won't make you James Bond... But it will make you Roger Moore."

"Tit for tat My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, ""Well Shona? Do you think you'll be next?"" We settled this quickly once I started doing the same to them at funerals."

"Today I saw 2 blind people fighting. I shouted ""I support the one with the knife.!"" they both ran away."

"If god came down to earth, he'd have to take the form of Morgan Freeman. At this point, anything less would be disappointing."

"Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing"

"With everything going on at reddit you would think that Pao would at least regreddit :)"

"There is so much dust on that drawer that if you sneeze on it mattress will fall out."

"What's Piccolo's preferred type of car? DODGE!!!"

"What do you call really mean grass? *Agrassive*"

"Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it ""White People"""