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"A Jew Gesundheit"
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"What do ghosts use for lube? Rectoplasm..."
"Well, add 'making a simple phone call' to the list of 'things that give me panic attacks'."
"[me telling a joke] guy wearing a ""Make America Great Again"" hat: I don't understand. ME: There's probably a lot you don't understand."
"It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope."
"difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist spends there time looking up old family and a gynecologist spends time looks up old friends!"
"What are the four fastest hands in the world? ...when it slips out."
"What did the Nazi say... What did the Nazi say when he got lost on the way to the gas chamber? AUU-SCHWIT"
"What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink? Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)"
"One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or complain. But it was a long time ago, and it was just for that one day."