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Joke of the Day
"It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope."
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"I bought my nephews some Cisformers for Christmas. They start off as cars and stay that way."
"I had a terrible nightmare last night that I ate a muffler. Today, I'm so exhausted."
"I trick people that I know Spanish by quoting fragments of Spanish songs I know, la bamba."
"*stares at bottel of sleepin pills* when wil they wakE UP"
"Why are there no bungalows in France? Because the French have many flaws"
"The Hobbit 4: Bilbo's relatives auction off his stuff Bilbo puts on his ring One by one, his relatives die under mysterious circumstances"
"The Religious Right. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"A Portuguese, a Greek and a Spaniard go into a bar. Who pays? A German."
"Nazi jokes... Just aren't Reich."